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Philips 6-Device Universal Remote Control – 2 Pack - $9.99

Behold! The power cosmic is mine!

But can a mere mortal be trusted… with UNIVERSAL POWER?!

Lo, Gina, do not come closer! Even now unimaginable power courses through my very being and I fear I may not contain it! My body… changing! The very perceptions of space and time I once knew as unalterable fact are now mere suggestions in the face of this new force! We were fools to play god with this Philips 6-Device Universal Remote Control 2 Pack, Gina!

“Oh Jim I warned you! What use would a man have for two universal remotes?! It’s not natural!”

Dammit Gina this is no time for “I told you so!” I must find a way to harness this incredible energy!

“But for what end, Jim?!”

Why for the world, of course! Think of a future in which your DVR, DVD player, CD player, satellite, cable, and TV all function with the same remote control! My god, it’s even adapting.

“What do you mean, ‘adapting,’ Jim?!”

It’s… it’s LEARNING the functions I use that it didn’t originally have. It’s changing me… us!

“Jim I don’t like it one bit! Put those remotes down now! These are things humans weren’t meant to hold!”

No, Gina. I don’t think I’ll put them down. In fact, I don’t think I’ll EVER put them down!

“Jim, what are you saying?! JIM?! NOOOOOO!”

ZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP!

Yeeeeesssssss…

Warranty: 90 Day Philips

Condition: New

Features:

Consolidate all your AV remotes into one: 6-in-1 consolidation remote control with advanced functionality for your Satellite/Cable, DVR
Full compatibility with your devices
Keep updated for future devices via integrated learning keys
Works with all your AV devices since 1990
Specifically designed for use with SAT/Cable devices
Memorize setup codes even when changing batteries: codes are stored in the permanent remote control memory so you will not lose any codes stored
Easy setup: simple steps to setup your remote
The remote control automatically turns off if buttons are pressed for more than 30 seconds (saves your batteries in case the remote control gets stuck in a place where the buttons remain pressed)
DVR (TiVo/Replay) buttons are in blue for easy identification on the keypad
The remote control is equipped with the most common functions for operating your devices; however, if you miss certain functions, this remote control can ‘learn’ these functions from the original remote control
Code search by brand lets you search for a code for a specific brand within the code library for a particular manufacturer
You can store any kind of code under any mode, except for TV (ex. you can store a DVR code under the DVR or CBL button, but you can only story TV code under the TV button)
Works with combo devices (ex. TV with built-in DVD, TV with VCR, etc.)
Ability to clear all learned commands under all modes or just clear learned commands under a single, specific mode (ex. useful if you replace one AV device with another brand but all other devices remain)
Requires (2) AA Alkaline batteries, not included
User Manual
Online Code Search Tool

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In the box:

(2) Philips 6-Device Universal Remote Control, Model #SRU5106/27
(2) Save Code Lists
(2) User Manuals

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Price: $9.99

I want one!

Eureka Comfort Clean Upright Bagless Vacuum with HEPA Filter

“Bagless”? We Prefer The Term “Bag-More”

I’m the Eureka Comfort Clean, and I’m here to tell you that you can lead a full, active lifestyle whether you have a bag or not.

Every day, thousands of bag-free Americans just like me do all of the same things that everyone else does. We play racquetball. We give our kids piggyback rides. We enjoy satisfying love lives – seriously, I could show you some home videos that would pop your eyes right out of your skull. We snowboard.

And most of all, we get carpets cleaner than you’ve ever seen in your life. The doctors say our bodies compensate for our lack of bags by developing whirlwind cyclonic technology. This extraordinary adaptation lets us maintain suction power far longer than a traditional vacuum.

Why does everyone always snicker when I say that? Baglessness is no laughing matter, people.

My point is, don’t look at us as handicapped or disabled or neutered. Look at us as ordinary citizens just like you, with all the same feelings and abilities and dreams, who happen to have a HEPA filter that captures 99.97% of dust and allergens. The days of hiding our baglessness in the shadows are over. Bag-free Americans will be your friends and clean your floors, but we refuse to hide in your closets.

Unless that’s just where you keep your vacuum cleaner. That’s OK, I guess.

Warranty: 2 Year Electrolux

Condition: New

Features:

Automatic cord rewind rewinds 25-foot
Cord effortlessly for quick and easy storage
Easy-Empty Dust Cup
Washable Canister Filter
Whirlwind cyclonic technology maintains suction power longer with powerful whirlwind cyclonic technology
HEPA filter captures 99.97% of dust and allergens for a cleaner home
Adjustable Telescoping Handle with Comfort-Gripped O-Shaped handle

Specifications:

Turbo Nozzle: Power Paw with Riser Visor
Power: 12 amps
HEPA Filter: HF-11 (4.5” x 3.25” x 1”)
Dust Cup Canister Filter: DCF-21 (3.75” x 4.25”)
Cord Length: 25 ft.
Weight: 19 lbs.
Shipping Weight: 23 lbs.
Cleaner Dimensions 14”(w) x 12”(L) x 42.75” (H)
Cleaning Path Width: 14 in.
Telescopic Wand: 17 in.
Telescopic Wand Extended: 26 in.
Vacuum Hose: 31 in.
Vacuum Hose Extended: 108 in.
Total Extended Reach: 134 in. (11 ft. 2 in.)

Additional Features

Odor Elimination: No
Height Adjustment: Yes
Bagless: Yes
Flip-Bottom Cup: Yes
Suction Control Switch: No
Easy-Empty Dust Cup: Yes
Indicators: No
Edge Kleeners™: Yes
Automatic Cord Rewind: Yes
Converts to Hand Vac: No
Additional Tools: Telescopic Wand, Crevice, Combo Brush
Easy-Reach Design: Yes

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In the box:

Eureka Comfort Clean
Telescopic Wand
Crevice Tool
Combo Brush
Users Guide
HF-11 HEPA Filter (Already Installed)
DCF-21 Dust Cup Canister Filter (Already Installed)

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JVC Everio 1080p HD Camcorder w/ 20x Optical Zoom & Dual SDHC Slots

It’s Not Stealing When They Do It

Even the very best “beat the system” plan is going to need a little hardware.

Richard Branson, the billionaire, started out smuggling records into England. By the time he was arrested in 1971, he was rich enough to afford the fine. Now he’s got a knighthood and an airline. THIS COULD BE YOU!

But don’t think it’s easy to become a white-collar criminal. You need to be brave, clever, sneaky, and also have that initial startup capital. Like, if you were going to exploit the spirit of fair use by releasing a movie as hundreds of ten second clips (each sold separately) you’d want to first buy a JVC Everio HD Camcorder.

The JVC Everio HD Camcorder is very portable, meaning you can sneak it in places where one would normally not expect a camera to be. It’s also got an LED video light built right in, so dark places can be well lit. Use that 20x optical zoom and the Konica Minolta HD lens to make a 1920 x 1080 Full HD recording, and save all those ten second clips to a SD/SDHC Memory Card (not included) in one of the two card slots and pow! You’re ready to go!

If Branson can make an empire out of selling cut-outs from the back of his car, surely YOU can make millions using a JVC Everio HD Camcorder to collect the very latest fair-use blockbusters. Even better: what about releasing just the good parts? Imagine an hour-long collection of ten second clips with nothing but the explosions and the sex scenes. Hey, if Hollywood doesn’t care about a logical plot, why should you? Just be sure to charge a small “assembly fee” to cover the cost of your JVC Everio HD Camcorder and put a little bit aside each day.

After all, if you can cover the fine, you’re no longer a pirate. You’re a maverick businessman!

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day JVC

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

1920 x 1080 Full HD recording
20 x optical zoom with a Konica Minolta HD lens, zoom without sacrificing quality
HD Gigabrid Premium image processor
Great portability, only weights 0.68 lbs with battery attached
Dual SD memory card slots to extend recording time
Capture Full HD video to SD/SDHC memory cards (not included)
3.05-megapixel CMOS image sensor (1.16 effective for video)
LED video light helps illuminate low-light environments
Laser-touch operation selection bar allows you easily zoom, record, and browse
Widescreen 16:9 recording mode
One-touch upload to YouTube
Face detection technology
Includes Remote Control (battery included)
Includes USB cable (52” long), component video cable (58” long), and composite audio/video cable (58” long)

Camcorder Color Photos:

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Product Specifications:
Power Supply:

DC 11V (using AC adapter)
DC 7.2V (using battery pack)

Power Consumption:

Approximately 3.3W

Rated Current Consumption:

Dimensions (W x H x D):

2-3/16” x 2-9/16” x 4-7/16” (54.2mm x 65mm x 112.5mm)

Weight:

Approximately 0.57 lbs (260 g)
Approximately 0.68 lbs (310 g) (including battery and grip belt)

Operating Temperature:

32°F to 104°F (0°C to 40°C)

Operating Humidity:

35% to 80%

Storage Temperature:

-4°F to 122°F (-20°C to 50°C)

Pickup:

1/4” (2,800,000 pixels) progressive CMOS

Lens:

F 1.9 to 3.2
f= 2.9 mm to 58 mm
20:1 power zoom lens

Filter Diameter:

ø30.5 mm

LCD Monitor:

2.7” diagonally measured
LCD panel/TFT active matrix system

LED Light:

Within 4.9 ft (1.5 m)

Recording/Playback Format:

Video: MPEG-4 AVC.H.264
Audio: Dolby Digital (2ch)

Signal Format:

1080i/60

Recording Mode (Video):

UXP: 1920 x 1080 pixels, average of 24 Mbps (VBR)
XP: 1920 x 1080 pixels, average of 17 Mbps (VBR)
SP: 1920 x 1080 pixels, average of 12 Mbps (VBR)
EP: 1920 x 1080 pixels, average of 5 Mbps (VBR)

Recording Mode (audio):

48 Hz, 256 kbps

Still Image Format:

JPEG

Image Size:

1920 x 1080
1440 x 1080
640 x 480

Picture Quality:

FINE/STANDARD

HDMI:

HDMI (V.1.3 with x.v.Color)

Component Output:

Y, Pb, Pr Component Output
Y: 1.0 V (p-p), 75Ω
Pb/Pr: 0.7V (p-p), 75Ω

AV Output:

Video output: 1.0 V (p-p), 75Ω
Audio output: 300 mV (rms), 1 kΩ

USB:

Mini USB type A and type B
USB 2.0 compliant

Power Requirement:

AC 100V to 240C, 50 Hz/60Hz
AC Adapter (2-Prong) Length: Approximately 75”

Output:

DC 11V, 1A

Remote Control:

Power Supply: DC 3 V
Battery Life: Approximately 1 Year
Operating Distance: Within 16.4 ft. (5 m)
Operating Temperature: 32°F to 104°F (0°C to 104°C)

In the box:

(1) JVC Everio 3.05MP HD Camcorder w/20x Optical (You Choose: Blue, Black OR Red)
(1) Rechargeable lithium ion battery
(1) AC Adapter/Charger
(1) Grip Belt/Wrist Strap Combo
(1) Remote Control
(1) USB 2.0 Cable and Core Filter
(1) Component Cable and Core Filter
(1) Composite Audio/Video Cable and Core Filter
(1) JVC Application CD-Rom (Windows Only)

Inset credit: nickwebb

Inset credit: shankbone

Inset credit: daly3d

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Philips 22” 720p LCD HDTV

Television? Why would you want to buy a television?

The future is podcasting, friend.

Sure, you could get this refurbished Philips 22” 720p LCD HDTV if you need a giant paperweight or something. But unless you use the PC-input to hook it up to your computer (and you could definitely do that) you’re going to miss out on the real entertainment, like Never Not Funny.

What good is the 1366x768p HD LCD display if it’s not makin’ you laugh, right? Try using the Settings Assistant for that: try programming it to increase the amount of thought-provoking humor on TV. It’s not gonna happen. And yeah, the Digital Crystal Clear will give your images amazing depth and clarity in widescreen, but if it’s just some boring reality show who’s going to care? Not us.

Child Protection? Remote Control? Adjustable Screen Formats? Useless, all of it. About the only thing you’d actually use on this TV is the Sleep Timer, because if you’re not watching Jimmy Pardo you’re on a countdown until boredom knocks you unconscious anyway. What’s the alternative? Jay Leno making fun of small-town newspapers for their typos? At least Letterman- wait, what? Letterman does that bit TOO, now?! See? This is why I only watch podcasts.

You think you’ve got better options? It’s not like they’re bringing Conan back any time soon.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day P&F

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

Up to 5ms response time for clear, fast moving action
Digital Crystal Clear for detail depth and clarity
Dynamic contrast for incredible rich black details
HD LCD display, with a 1366×768p resolution
2×3W RMS audio power
PC-input allows you to use your TV as a PC monitor
Settings assistant for effortless personalized TV settings
2 HDMI inputs with Easylink for HD connection
ATSC & QAM tuner receives over the air and unscrambled cable

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Picture/Display:

Aspect ratio: Widescreen
Brightness: 300 cd/m²
Contrast ratio (typical): 800:1
Dynamic screen contrast: 3200:1
Response time (typical): 5 ms
Viewing angle: 170º (H) / 160º (V)
Diagonal screen size: 22 inch / 56 cm
Visible screen diagonal (inch): 21.6 inch
Panel resolution: 1366×768p
Picture enhancement: 3D Comb filter, Digital Crystal Clear, Digital Noise Reduction, Dynamic contrast enhancement, Progressive scan

Supported Display Resolution:

640×480
720×480
800×600
1024×768
1280×768
1360×768

Sound:

Equalizer: 5-bands
Output power (RMS): 2×3W
Sound System: Dolby Digital (AC-3), Stereo, SAP

Loudspeakers:

Built-in speakers: 2

Convenience:

Child Protection: Child Lock+Parental Control
Clock: Sleep Timer
Ease of Installation: Autostore, PLL Digital Tuning
Ease of Use: Auto Volume Leveller (AVL), AutoPicture, AutoSound, Settings assistant Wizard, Side Control
Remote Control: TV
Screen Format Adjustments: 4:3, Movie expand 16:9, Widescreen

Tuner/Reception/Transmission:

Aerial Input: 75 ohm F-type
TV system: ATSC, NTSC
Video Playback: NTSC
Cable: Unscrambled Digital Cable -QAM
Tuner bands: Hyperband, S-Channel, UHF, VHF

Connectivity:

AV 1: Audio L/R in, YPbPr
Front / Side connections: HDMI v1.3, S-video in, CVBS in, Audio L/R in, Headphone out, USB
Audio Output – Digital: Coaxial (cinch)
Other connections: PC Audio in, PC-In VGA
HDMI 1: HDMI v1.3, Analog audio L/R in
EasyLink (HDMI-CEC): One touch play, Power status, System info (menu language), System audio control, System standby

Power:

Ambient temperature: 5 °C to 35 °C
Mains power: 120V/60Hz
Power consumption: 70 W
Standby power consumption: < 0.5 W

Dimensions:

Set dimensions in inch (W x H x D): 21.6×14.8×3.5 inch
Set dimensions with stand in inch (W x H x D): 21.6×16.3×7.1 inch
Weight incl. Packaging (lb): 13.9
Product weight (lb): 10.2
Product weight (+stand) (lb): 10.9 lb
VESA wall mount compatible: 100×100 mm

In the box:

Philips 22PFL3504D/F7B 22” HDTV
Remote Control
Power Cable
Swivel Stand

Photo inset credit: Never Not Funny

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Just Fiddle While It Burns

Everyone is getting stupid. Not you or us, obviously. We mean everyone else; and there's no greater bastion of the coming idiocracy than reality TV. Shows like American Idol, 16 and Pregnant, and especially Jersey Shore not only toll the bell for the dumbing down of the planet, they revel in it, begging you to distract yourself and laugh at the dregs of humanity while you continue to get fatter and dumber and easier to placate so the totalitarian corporate power that rules the world through its control of media can continue to steal our rights while we watch The Bachelor.

Whew, sorry. Blacked out there for a second. Where were we? Oh yeah, reality TV! Since we're all damned and you'll never make a dent in the tsunami of stupid, enjoy the show with Jersey Circus...

The bit is simple: juxtaposition panels from Bil Keane's interminably saccharine funny pages mainstay Family Circus with quotes from the putrid soup of humanity on MTV's Jersey Shore.

The results range from "worth looking at" to eliciting a genuine LOL. There's something to be said for tickling both our "people still read Family Circus?" and "How can anyone watch Jersey Shore?" bones simultaneously.

And that makes the decline of human civilization easier to swallow.

iRobot Scooba Floor Washing Robot

Don’t Hesitate

In the war between man and machine, there is no time for sentimentality.

“Stay sharp, Scout. This here’s Machine territory. Keep that laser rifle primed and ready for any GAH! Dang, that hurts.”

“Sir, are you going to make it? That wound looks pretty bad.”

“Nonsense. I’m fine. Just stings really good, you hear me?”

“It looks like you’re losing a lot of blood, though.”

“I said I’m fine, Scout. In my time against the mechanical menace, I’ve had worse, I assure you. You just worry about what’s out there. It’s just a couple more miles to the Outpost and I don’t want…”

scoot scoot scoot scoot

“Sir? Sir, I think I hear something.”

“I hear it, too. Over there. Look! It’s… It’s…”

“Aww. It’s an iRobot Scooba Floor Washing Robot! Why, I used to have one just like it before humanity fell to the steel tyrants! Hey there, little guy!”

“Scout, you idiot! Don’t you see? That’s not the same award-winning floor washing robot that used to remove 98% of common household bacteria from your hardwood, tile, and linoleum floors with the touch of a button. That thing is a killer, cold, calculating, and reprogrammed to be a death machine.”

“No way, sir. Not this little wonder. Not even the Robot Hive-Mind could make these things evil. Mine was such a good little ‘bot. I remember the cute way it would scoot around during its 4-stage cleaning process. Did you know one full tank of cleaning solution could wash up to 250 square feet? Gosh, I miss those days. Maybe this little Scooba is just hiding out from the bad ‘bots!”

“They’re all bad ‘bots now, Scout. All but the dead ones.”

“Hey, what’s he got there? Why, it’s a coupon for discounted bonus enzyme liquid for cleaning floors with. Awww. Sir, if there’s a more beautiful phrase in the English language than ‘discounted bonus enzyme liquid", I’ve never heard it. How could a friendly little ‘bot like that mean any harm?”

“Scout, don’t you get any closer to that thing unless you’re prepared to destroy it. That world where Scooba’s and Roomba’s would clean for humans is over! You don’t know what it’s equipped with now!”

“Probably the same cliff sensing technology that helped it avoid stairs and ledges! See, look! He likes me! Don’t be scared, little buddy. We’ll help you escAAAAGHH! MY EYES! IT JUST SPRAYED ACID INTO MY EYES! OH GOD IT’S SQUEEGEE HAS BEEN REPLACED BY RAZOR BLADES AND THEY’RE TEARING THE FLESH FROM MY BODY! HELP ME, SARGE!”

“I’m coming, Scout! I’m… what’s this? It… it’s a horde of ‘em! Thousands! You fool! You’ve doomed us both!”

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 1 Year iRobot

Condition: New

Features:

Award-winning floor washing robot removes up to 98% of common household bacteria with a touch of a button (when used as directed)
Ideal for washing smaller floor areas – the Scooba 330 cleans up to 250 square feet or 1-2 rooms on a single battery charge
Simple operation: fill tank, press the Clean button, empty tank when finished
Only uses cleaning solution (tap water, water and vinegar or new Scooba Hard Floor Cleaner, Natural Enzyme Formula) to wash floors
One full tank washes up to 250 square feet
Works on sealed hardwood, tile and linoleum floors
Automatically detects carpet edges and will turn away
Navigates throughout the room using a powerful 4-stage cleaning system: prep, wash, scrub and squeegee
Autonomous cleaning pattern covers each area an average of 4 times
Cliff Sensing technology allows Scooba to avoid stairs and ledges
Cleans beneath cabinet edges, tables, chairs and other hard-to-reach places
Includes (1) Virtual Wall to mark off-limit areas (requires 2D batteries – not included)

4-Stage Cleaning Process:

Preps – sweeps and picks up dirt, sand and crumbs
Washes – uses only clean solution to wash floors (unlike mops that just spread around dirty water)
Scrubs – rotating brushes remove dirt, grime and stuck-on messes
Squeegees – squeegee lifts dirty water from floors

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Product Specifications:

Package Dimensions: 21” x 17” x 5” (L x W x H)
Package Weight: 15.48 lbs.
Robot Dimensions: 14.8 inches in diameter, 3.6 inches in height
Robot Weight: 8.6 lbs.

In the box:

(1) iRobot Scooba Floor Washing Robot
(4) Packets of New Scooba Hard Floor Cleaner, Natural Enzyme Formula
(1) Standard Scooba Battery
(1) Scooba Power Supply
(1) Virtual Wall (batteries not included)
Documentation
Owner’s Manual

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Student-Loan Slaves: Consumerist Explains Your Predicament

Solely in the public interest - and not at all because I'm personally burdened with a ridiculous debt now several times larger than the amount I borrowed when I was 18 - I humbly direct your attention to this awesome Consumerist infographic on the evolution of the student loan from social-service program to burdensome rip-off.

I understand now that my mistake was running that debt up in pursuit of something frivolous like an education. If I'd done it by buying big-screen TVs and jet skis and Xboxes on a credit card, I could discharge the debt in bankruptcy and skip away scot-free. Plus I'd have a bunch of awesome stuff.

Flash In The Brain Pain: Brick Hole

Okay, okay, jeez! Were you all only children or something? Just because we do an HTML5 post once in a while doesn't mean we like them better. Here's your little flash game of the day, Brick Hole.

Like Tetris crossed with Tempest, Brick Hole has you stacking shapes in a gravity well that… ah, c'mon, you know what you're doing by now. Line 'em up, make 'em vanish, blah blah blah. The new angle should make it more challenging. Good luck!

HTML5 In The Brain Pan: The New Arcade Fire Video

To see this right, as far as we can tell, the Arcade Fire want you to be on a 15" MacBook using Chrome. It'll still work with Firefox on a 12" screen, it's just gonna really start to bug you when the little popping windows start activating. Also, if you're doing work or anything, that's probably not gonna fly. But for all you hipsters lounging in the coffee shop who can just focus on this GENIUS piece of ART… hey, enjoy it! The Arcade Fire presents The Wilderness Downtown, an interactive video where you can listen to their music as you see… pictures of your childhood house.

Or your company headquarters, whichever you prefer. More after the jump.

Yes, The Wilderness Downtown is a pretty song, and for people who haven't been home in years, it might be a fun but complex way to look up the ol' homestead on Google Maps. But, of course, that's not the point. The point is to grab you and embed you in a video specifically made for YOU. Exciting, right? Don't you feel cutting edge? Look at how artistically these pop-ups cover the screen!

If you're too young to have enjoyed the life-changing experience of Jump and Revolution X, watching The Wilderness Downtown might be YOUR generation's chance to finally become immersed in the hot water that is gimmick technology, ultimately becoming a great and joyful web-based tea. And then, next year, when they quietly let the domain expire because no one's watching this difficult video any more, you can say you were on board at the beginning. Remember to make a digital postcard as proof you understand what it means to feel. Here's ours:

Basically, The Wilderness Downtown will let anyone be a hipster for a day. Except for IE 6 users. Sorry, you guys. Just keep on listening to half the Who.

Thanks to Texas hipster agingdragqueen for the tip!

Epson Workforce 600 Wireless All-in-One Printer

An Old Joke

Man walks into a bar. Orders an Epson Workforce 600 Wireless AIO Printer soup.

Waiter sets it down and walks away. Man yells out “Waiter! Waiter!” Waiter comes over and says “Yes, sir? Is something wrong with your 5-in-1 printing, copying, scanning, photowork and faxing?”

Man says “Taste this Epson Workforce 600 Wireless AIO Printer soup.”

Waiter says “Oh, maybe you don’t like the flavor of the built-in Wi-Fi and Ethernet to work? Is that the problem? I could have the chef make you something else if you’d like.”

Man says “Just taste this Epson Workforce 600 Wireless AIO Printer soup.”

Waiter says “Is it the way it uses three times less power than a laser printer? Maybe you’d like something that guzzles down more power and raised your bill?”

Man says “Taste the Epson Workforce 600 Wireless AIO Printer soup.”

Waiter says “Oh, could it be the built-in memory card slots? I know some people don’t like built-in memory card slots. Or maybe it’s the 2.5 inch LCD screen. Tell you what, I could just take it back and get the chef to fish those out for you and-”

Man interrupts. “No!” It’s not the built-in memory card or the power footprint or the Wi-Fi or the Ethernet or the 5-in-1 capabilities or any of the other features! Just please, taste this Epson Workforce 600 Wireless AIO Printer soup!”

So the waiter gives up and says he’ll taste the soup. He reaches down, looks around, and then turns the the man and says “Where’s the spoon?”

And the man says “Aha!”

Except instead of a spoon, it’s a USB cable. Sorry about that.

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Warranty: 90 Day Epson

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

5 in 1 with WiFi: Print / Copy / Scan / Photo / Fax
Draft speeds up to 38 ppm (black and color)
Laser quality documents about 2x faster
Wi-Fi and Ethernet networking built in
Smudge, fade, water resistant, highlighter friendly
Uses up to 3x less power than a laser printer
Fax and 30-page ADF
Built-in memory card slots and 2.5-inch LCD

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Technical Specification

Printing Technology 4-color (CMYK) drop-on-demand MicroPiezo® ink jet technology
Ink Palette Cyan, Magenta, Yellow and Black
Ink Cartridge Configuration 4 individual ink cartridges
Ink Type DURABrite® Ultra pigment ink (smudge, fade and water resistant, highlighter friendly)
Fade Resistance / Print Longevity Up to 105 years
Minimum Ink Droplet Size 3 droplet sizes, as small as 2 picoliters
Maximum Print Resolution 5760 x 1440 optimized dpi
Print Speed1 Black text up to 38 ppm
Color text up to 38 ppm
Laser quality black text up to 27 ppm
Laser quality color text up to 19 ppm
Copy Speed1 Black up to 38 cpm
Color up to 38 cpm
Fax Specifications Black-and-white and color
Modem: 33.6 Kbps — as fast as 3 sec per page
Memory: Up to 180 pages
Speed dials: 60 (max.)
Scanner Type Color flatbed
Photoelectric Device Color CIS line sensor
Optical Resolution 2400 dpi
Hardware Resolution 2400 x 2400 dpi
Maximum Resolution 9600 x 9600 dpi interpolated
Scanner Bit Depth 48-bit color / 24-bit output
Copy Quality Color: Black/White, Draft: Normal
Copy Quantity 1 – 99 (PC-free)
Maximum Copy Size 8.5” x 11” (PC-free)
Copy Features Fit to page, automatic reduction and enlargement (25 – 400%), adjustable copy density
PC-free Printing Print all photos, photo index sheet, color photo restoration,scan to PDF, scan to memory card, Auto Photo Correction, print your own school papers, college-ruled, wide-ruled and graph papers, personalized stationery with and without lines
Automatic Document Feeder 30 sheets
Color Preview Monitor 2.5” tilt LCD
Built-in Memory Card Slots Compatibility CompactFlash®, Microdrive®, Memory Stick®, Memory Stick Duo™ (adapter required), MagicGate™ Memory Stick, MagicGate Memory Stick Duo™ (adapter required), Memory Stick PRO™, Memory Stick Pro Duo™ (adapter required),Secure Digital (SD™), SDHC™, mini SD™ (adapter required), mini SDHC™ (adapter required),micro SD™ (adapter required), micro SDHC™ (adapter required), MultiMediaCard™, xD-Picture Card™, xD-Picture Card Type-M, xD-Picture Card Type-H
Direct Camera Connection Front PictBridge port (print from digital cameras and mobile phones, PC-free)
Supported Digital Camera Technologies Epson PRINT Image Matching®, Exif Print, DPOF
PC-free Filters and Image Enhancements Auto Photo Correction, sepia, black and white, red-eye removal
PC-free Paper Support Plain (8.5” x 11”), Photo (4” x 6”, 5” x 7”, 8” x 10”, 8.5” x 11”, 16:9 wide)
Maximum Paper Size 8.5” x 44”
Paper Sizes 3.5” x 5”, 4” x 6”, 5” x 7”, 8” x 10”, 8.5” x 11”, A4, B5, A5, A6, half letter, executive, user definable (3.5” – 44” in length)
Borderless Photo Sizes 3.5” x 5”, 4” x 6”, 5” x 7”, 8” x 10”, 8.5” x 11”, A4, 16:9 wide
Paper Types Supports plain paper, Epson Bright White Paper, Photo Paper Glossy, Premium Photo Paper Glossy, Ultra Premium Photo Paper Glossy, Premium Photo Paper Semi-gloss, Presentation Paper Matte, Premium Presentation Paper Matte, Premium Presentation Paper Matte Double-sided, and Matte Scrapbook Photo Paper (letter)
Envelope Types No. 10, DL, C6; plain paper, bond paper, air mail
Input Paper Capacity 100 sheets plain paper, 10 envelopes
Recommended Ink Cartridges (Epson recommends using Epson Ink) 97 Extra High-capacity Black or 68 High-capacity Black or 69 Black, 69 Cyan, 69 Magenta, 69 Yellow, 68 Cyan 68 Magenta, 68 Yellow
Weight and Dimensions (W x D x H) Printing: 18.1” x 22.1” x 12.0” Storage: 18.1” x 13.6” x 9.3”Weight: 18.3 lb.
Connectivity Hi-Speed USB 2.0
Wireless Wi-Fi (802.11 b/g) — Compatible with 802.11n
Wired Ethernet (10/100 Mbps)
Color Management Auto Photo Correction, Epson Vivid Color™, Adobe RGB and ICM
Sound Level 39 dB
Temperature Operating: 50 ° to 95 °F (10 ° to 35 °C) Storage: -4 ° to 140 °F (-20 ° to 40 °C) Relative Humidity Operating: 20 – 80% Storage: 5 – 85% (no condensation)
Safety Approvals Safety standards UL60950, CSA C22.2 No. 60950 EMI FCC Part 15 subpart B class B, CAN/CSA-CEI/IEC CISPR 22 class B
Telecom Regulations FCC Part 68 (U.S.A.), IC/CS03 (Canada)
System Requirements: Operating Systems Windows Vista®, XP, XP Professional x64, 2000 Mac OS® X 10.3.9, 10.4.11 and 10.5.x
Power Requirements: Rated voltage: 100 – 120 VAC Rated frequency: 50 – 60 Hz Rated current: 0.6 Am

In the box:

Epson Workforce 600 Wireless AIO Printer
Epson 69 cartridges- 1 each of BLACK / YELLOW / CYAN / MAGENTA
Power Supply Cord
RJ-45 Ethernet Cable
RJ-11 Phone Cable
WorkForce 600 Series Software CD Driver: includes Epson Scan, Arc Soft Print Creations, Abbyy Fine Reader Sprint Plus, Epson Web-To-Page and Epson Information Center
Instruction Manuals
(DOES NOT INCLUDE USB CABLE)

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